IN DOHA

I AM HERE I AM HERE! yesh. finally.

well, it was nice flight. they served me food throughout the WHOLE flight and the seat was so comfortable. i could stretch my legs. HEE HEE.

so sorry. i took a lot of pictures but i have to wait for my computer to arrive. i don't think my dad would want me to upload all my pictures into his laptop. XD... so like that-lah.

MALAYSIA is finally turning 50 and i can't be there to celebrate. but i'm not much of a patriotic person anyway. my mum turned 50 this year, and some of her friends told her to write to THE STAR cause there's one part where all the 50 year olds talk about their experiences being malaysians. but she said she didn't give a crap since her handbag got snatched. HAHA.

malaysia, malaysia, OWH malaysia.

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OWH. CAMELS. i wonder if they moo or what. but my aunt told me not to get too close to them. there was one article that day about a new zealand woman who died after a camel... ERM. how do i say this? after a camel had S.E.X with her.

BUAHAHAHA!! XD

HEY! i'm NOT laughing, OKAY? her husband bought a camel for her 60th birthday and said that she liked EXOTIC animals. and surprising enough, the camel was only 5 months old. @.@ UHUH. but it's kinda sad that she died. hmm. T.T

anyway, it's 5 hours earlier here. i'm suffering from JET-LACK. i feel sleepy and hungry most of the time because of the time difference.

well, because i can't upload any pictures right now, i'll introduce you to DOHA. it's not as conservative as SAUDI though. there are some policies that you will have to obey here. like for example, a man can't simply go to his neighbour's house and say 'HELLO THERE, DEAR NEIGHBOUR! CAN I COME IN?'. those people will whack you kaw kaw. XD. only women can go over. HAHA. don't ask me why.

and it's not like i get the wrong idea or anything. when a man greets a woman, he can't shake hands with her or have any eye contact with her. people like me would think that he looks down on women, but it's not that. it's because they respect women. do you know that the malls here have lifts only for women?... SERIOUSLY. ONLY FOR WOMEN. but DO NOT underestimate the QATARI women here. eventhough they are all covered up, they have very HAWT AND SEXY BODIES. kid me not. and some of them have really BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS EYES. so, you GUYS wanna come here now? XD

and the food here. it's like going to tarbush EVERYDAY. KEBAB, KEBAB, KEBAB, AND MORE KEBAB. but it doesn't taste that bad. this whole place is just lacking ONE THING. POK POK! AHAH. yea. everything is HALAL here. but i respect it. QATARIS are NOT very adventurous food-wise. you don't see a lot of asian food here. NO KOREAN, JAPANESE, MALAYSIAN, OR CHINESE FOOD HERE. it's either middle eastern or western. AND THAT'S IT. FULLSTOP.

QATAR is actually a beautiful country. it's just FLAT and SANDY and there isn't much GREEN here. the houses are like houses you see in ALADDIN. there aren't any clouds in the sky probably because it's freaking HOT here. IT'S BOILING. it can go up to 50 degrees and also drop down to 5 degrees in winter. the sun rises at about 5AM. OMG. and the sunsets at about 6pm.

the most interesting thing about this country is that it's SMALLER than PENANG and has about 200,000 locals and 600,000 foreigners. you would be surprised. it's the foreigners working for this country and the locals just sit around starbucks while their wives go shopping in LV or CHANEL. yea. their lives are like that. it's because the king of qatar, KING EMIR, takes care of his people. this country has the world's best doctors and there's a hospital here called the HAMAD HOSPITAL which is HUGE.

no no. i'm not starting to hate malaysia. NEVER. i'm just talking about the unusual things about QATAR. nothing wrong about that. but one thing is for sure. FOR SUCH A SMALL COUNTRY, THE QATARIS ARE REAL ROAD BULLIES. they drive their LAND ROVERS AND HUGE 4 LITRE CARS and BULLY other people with small cars. MINI COOPER, WATCH OUT! you'll be flattened here with those kinda cars. but there are strict rules here. there's like speed cameras everywhere and you would get fined at least 3,000 riyals (1 riyal = RM1). unfortunately OR FORTUNATELY, the qataris are so RICH that paying that amount of money would be NOTHING. like paying dust.

and speaking of cars, you can go into any school and take your videocam out and have your own mini showroom here. cause these QATARI KIDS have their drivers pick them up in ALL THE SPORTSCARS YOU CAN IMAGINE. they have from PORCHE to FERRARI. unbelievable but YES. believe it. and do you know how much petrol cost here? its about 80 CENTS PER LITRE. its like paying for WATER. but the petrol stations here aren't as classy as the one's you have in malaysia. they are a bit run down, but heck, for petrol as cheap as that, i don't think anyone would mind eh?

so that's all for today. i feel like a journalist. XD.

miss you. byebye~ =)